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** Next year, I really need some elves, dammit. ** My twins now have nicer phones than I do. Thanks, Santa. ** Candlelight church services with kids make me ten kinds of nervous. ** If you wanna see a parade … Continue reading →
** Once again, I have no desire to go out and get all crazy on New Year’s Eve. (I’d rather do it the night BEFORE New Year’s Eve.) ** Christmas cookies seriously kicked my ass this year. ** Trying to … Continue reading →
When you’re a dog owner, like it or not, scooping the poop kinda just goes with the territory — at least it’s supposed to anyway. And unlike some of the other yahoos around here, I would personally never leave a … Continue reading →
I swear, there are soooooooo many surprises of parenting that nobody ever tells you about before you have kids, like all the poop and all the boogers and all the interrupted sex (yours not theirs). There are also the piles … Continue reading →
** Wednesday was Drive Like A Jackass Day. Who knew?! ** Every kid eats his own boogers. ** I am not a magician. ** My front porch looks like a crime scene thanks to the furry-tailed bastards who’ve annihilated our … Continue reading →
I know there are some cuckoo freaks of nature out there who actually get off on doing housework, but I am most certainly not one of them. In fact, there are several household chores that just make me … Continue reading →