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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Winter is officially “over” — and I’ll believe it when I see it. ** The Tooth Fairy’s gonna have to start leaving IOU’s if my twins don’t go to bed earlier at night. ** Just because you have a … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Parting your hair on the opposite side feels like wearing your shoes on the opposite feet. ** Siri evidently hates me. ** When your boy/girl twins share a bathroom, your son may very well end up taking a bath … Continue reading

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Tooth Fairy Fail

If I could take myself into a dark alley and kick my own ass, I totally would cause I seriously dropped the parenting ball the other night (once again).  Yes, I completely failed my duty as the Tooth Fairy, y’all.  … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s kind of disturbing to hear your nine year old sing about having someone blow his whistle.  (Yeah, thanks, Flo Rida.) ** I’m beyond thankful I’m not married to a politician. ** Fun-size 3 Musketeers are downright dangerous. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** A successful night is when the Tooth Fairy remembers to do her duty AND even has change for a twenty!  Holla! ** Nine year olds evidently need to be reminded not to stick jelly beans up their noses. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

_________________________________________________________________ ** Sometimes turds just don’t want to be flushed. ** I really really heart selling jewelry. ** It’s a terribly bad idea to enter a bakery when you’re starving. ** Trying to brush my daughter’s hair in the morning … Continue reading

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A Tooth Fairy Called Wanda

As a parent, I’m trying REALLY hard to hold onto the whole believing in the Tooth Fairy thing for as long as is humanly possible.  So when a kid’s tooth falls out in this house?  Well, I wanna be on … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The Tooth Fairy is trapped in my daughter’s piggy bank (allegedly). ** Thanksgiving’s NEXT WEEK — holy shit! ** Approximately 85% of the lightbulbs in our house are currently out. ** I don’t like being a pioneer. ** Life … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** You can’t bring a two year old into a sex toy shop.  Who knew? ** I may have a teeny weeny addiction to Angry Birds. ** My son suspects that I’m the Tooth Fairy.  (Dammit!) ** It is truly … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I REALLY need to look where I step in this house, especially when barefoot. ** The dog thinks he’s a trash compactor. ** I need to hide my dark chocolate from the babysitters. ** Video games are apparently more … Continue reading

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