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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It takes a village.  To raise a husband. ** The world is way too incredibly full of itself. ** Surprisingly, it’s been 20 years since OJ got away with murder. ** The ONLY thing that should make a duck … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Snowblowers are the roosters of my neighborhood. ** Joe Namath is just a gold tooth and a hooker away from becoming a pimp. ** Insomnia is stalking me yet again. ** Goatdog REALLY wants to poop on grass again. … Continue reading

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The True Meaning of Christmas

As a kid, it’s hard to see the big, wide world outside your own tiny bubble of existence.  (Heck, it’s not easy even as an adult sometimes!)  That’s why I’ve made it my mission to try to teach my kids … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** A successful night is when the Tooth Fairy remembers to do her duty AND even has change for a twenty!  Holla! ** Nine year olds evidently need to be reminded not to stick jelly beans up their noses. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

_____________________________________________________________________ ** Duct tape and dead bolts need to become part of our nightly bedtime routine. ** Jerry Sandusky makes even the devil himself look like a saint. ** My kids evidently think the floor is a coat rack. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I’m still gonna get zits like I did when I was 16, then I want my ass to look like it did when I was 16. ** I could never ever live in a cave. ** Being the … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Guinea pigs poop more than any other creature on this planet.  For real, y’all. ** It’s all fun and games till your kid locks you out of the house. ** I’m the queen of accidentally mooning strangers on the … Continue reading

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We Have A Winner!

So you may recall my temporary moment of insanity last week when I announced a giveaway contest in which one lucky winner would receive a $30 Target gift card and his/her choice of a Nucking Futs Mama t-shirt or hat.  … Continue reading

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Nucking Futs Holiday Giveaway Contest

In the spirit of being merry and bright and all that other jolly old shit, I decided to do a holiday giveaway contest right here on my blog!  Now call me nucking futs if you will, but I truly LOVE … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Every day should smell like Thanksgiving. ** Sweatpants should be the required attire for disgustingly large meals. ** I don’t care what they’re sellin’ — there’s no toy worth getting up at 4 a.m. to buy. ** My son’s hand … Continue reading

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