Tag Archives: Spongebob

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** You know you’re tired when you turn Spongebob on the Spanish channel for your kid, and you don’t even notice the language difference. ** The weatherman is a big, fat liar. ** I apparently cannot read a paragraph of … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** I need to start turning tricks on the corner to pay for all this end of the school year crap. ** If it looks like pink eye, it probably is. ** Injecting crazy amounts of shit into your lips … Continue reading

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Date Night

They say there’s nothing quite like the special bond between a son and his mama. And this just so happens to be one stereotype which I am more than happy to be a part of. Yes, my little man totally … Continue reading

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Parenthood 101

      Parenthood has opened my eyes to a whole new world that I wouldn’t otherwise have seen.  It’s made me realize that I should make time to appreciate the little things in life.  Here are just a few of … Continue reading

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No One Wants a Square Butt!

Is anybody else at all bothered by that stupid Burger King/Spongebob/Baby Got Back commercial? Believe you me, I am far from a prude, but, personally, I think that commercial is just all kinds of wrong!  There’s a bunch of girls … Continue reading

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