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** Skinny celebrities who say they get their cardio by “chasing their kids around” are more full of shit than my backyard. ** I don’t have a few new leaves to turn over — I have a whole damn PILE. … Continue reading →
** I totally know how Jack Torrance felt. Cabin fever can suck it. ** Only 25% of the pee in this house actually makes it into the bowl (and that 25% belongs to ME!) ** My referee whistle needs to … Continue reading →
I HATE winter, and I mean HATE, as in punch me in the face and wake me when it’s spring kind of HATE. The snow, the cold weather gear, the 24/7 THO’s, it’s all a total … Continue reading →
I swear I think my town’s entire financial well-being must come from the money it generates from parking tickets. I don’t know if there’s a grand prize giveaway to whoever gives out the most tickets or what, but … Continue reading →