Tag Archives: playdates

Would Would Mrs. Garrett Do?

Parenthood, we have a problem.  My sweet baby girl has gone off the deep end.  Even though she’s only eight years old, I’m seriously considering enrolling her in Maury Povich’s boot camp.  Or a chain gang.  Or both.  Cause seriously?  … Continue reading

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Addicted to Playdates

Is there a playdate addiction group somewhere?  If so, then I’m totally sending these kids of mine.  I’m tellin’ you, these two short people are beyond obsessed with playdates all day, every day.  Now some days, that can be a … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Mother Nature forgot to take her meds once again. ** People who only write inspirational quotes for their Facebook status scare me. ** If you’re a random piece of crap, you’re probably sitting on my kitchen counter. ** Everything … Continue reading

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Things For Which I’m Thankful

** An uninterrupted pee (for the record, this has only happened ONCE on September 19, 2008). ** Days when BOTH kids eat cafeteria food & I don’t have to pack lunches. ** Wine. ** Releasing the boobs at the end … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My son secretly wants to be a nudist. ** Boobs and dog claws do not go together. ** Screw the kids — I’M the one who should be getting a damn allowance!! ** Getting a new backpack is like … Continue reading

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What's Your Name Again?

I’ve decided that my life would be a hell of a lot easier if everyone just wore name tags. It’s sad but very true that I can’t seem to remember anybody’s damn name anymore for anything in this world. It … Continue reading

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The Ugly Green Monster

Every mother has her fair share of fun with sibling rivalry.  With twins, however, there are even more issues that tend to errupt the general state of everyday being.  For example, even though I have boy/girl twins, they often seem … Continue reading

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Come On In!

Well, apparently, I never got the memo that announced the new meaning of a closed door to be, “COME ON IN!”  I’m telling you what, every time I try to close a door for privacy, whether it be the bathroom, … Continue reading

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Your Place or Mine?

What is the deal with playdates?  Since when do kids need a date to play?  What ever happened to the good old days when your parents would open the door and tell you to play in the street till the … Continue reading

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