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Happy Birthday to Me

Cue the red carpet, marching band, and fireworks, y’all, cause today is my birthday! Yippee!  But let’s be real here, people — I’m a mom, and we all know what that means. I’ll be schlepping screaming kids from Point A … Continue reading

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HOLY Berries!!!

I originally posted this a few years ago, but it’s definitely one that I like to pull out of the vault again at holiday time.  Cause it’s about liquor.  And who DOESN’T need a cup of cheerful something or other … Continue reading

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Rock, Paper, Scissor Parenting

Ok, yeah, I’ll admit that my husband and I may have rock, paper, scissored our way through some of more undesirable aspects of parenting our twins.  (I’m pretty sure we’re not the only ones who do this either.)  Because, sometimes, … Continue reading

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You Say It’s Your Birthday? Well, It’s My Birthday, Too!

  It’s hard to believe that ten whole years have passed since I was squeezing my legs together like a freaking vice so my twins wouldn’t be born on my birthday.  Yep, call me crazy, but I did NOT wanna … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Parking garages continue to both piss me off and freak me out. ** Men are by far THE biggest babies when they’re sick. ** Taking a shower is really just a whole lotta work. ** My house looks like … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Summer really needs a speeding ticket. ** Inspirational quotes do nothing but piss me off when I’m in a crabby mood. ** The Olympics have evidently convinced my kids that there’s a vault in our second floor hallway.  (And … Continue reading

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Too Much Drama For This Here Mama

If Hollywood’s looking for some new dramatic talent, then they should TOTALLY have come to my twins’ birthday party over the weekend.  They would’ve hit the flippin’ jackpot, people, let me just tell ya.  Cause fill a room with a … Continue reading

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Jolly Juice

The other day I sent out a tweet that could quite possibly be misconstrued as naughty by nature — I said something to the effect of “My husband’s Jolly Juice is a-flowing“.  Now many of you may have thought that … Continue reading

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Halloween 2011 Recap

Once again one of my very favorite holidays has passed me by faster than I could say, “Boo!“  Yes, Halloween has come and gone and left me with a massive candy overdose.  I seriously don’t think I’ll be able to … Continue reading

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The Ken Necklace

To some people, this necklace might look like something the Malibu Barbie serial killer would wear.  But to MY group of friends?  Well, this fine piece of craftsmanship is something to be treasured — at least until you anonymously pass … Continue reading

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