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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** A three-day weekend is directly followed by an entire week of not knowing what the hell day it is. ** The shortest weeks often seem like the longest. ** Jimmy Hoffa may very well be hiding in my out-of-control … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s no place like home.  (Even if it IS a giant wreck of a mess.) ** My kids actually DO sorta kinda miss me when I’m not around.  Who knew?! ** Someone needs to murder the smoke alarm in … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Trying to get my kids to organize their rooms is like trying to get a dog to scoop his own poop. ** I wish somebody would jump to make me dinner whenever I say I’m hungry. ** Every time I go … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I might very well be the most unorganized person on the earth. ** Bite-sized candies can kiss (but not stick to) my ass. ** The only person who hates homework more than my son is me. ** Kids can … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I ever turn up missing, a vineyard in Sonoma is most likely where you’ll find me. ** My daughter thinks I was born in 1818.  Seriously, she asked if that was my birth year.  WTF?! ** Entirely too … Continue reading

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Mr. Forget His Balls If They Weren’t Attached

I’m sure you’ve all heard me repeatedly grunt about the fact that my son would forget his balls if they weren’t already attached to his little body.  Well, the same could be said for my absentminded husband as well.  The … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Organization is not my middle name. ** My son has gone to the dark side (or at the very least the goofy side). ** A salad just isn’t a salad without an avocado. ** Having your line rodded is … Continue reading

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Project Hoarder

While I was away a couple of weekends ago, my husband decided he was going to conduct “Project Hoarder” with my daughter, bless his naive little soul.  Yes, you see, the child’s room had slowly turned into the world’s biggest … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s the last day of the year?  Really? ** A resolution or two may actually be in order this time. ** I do not look sexy with white hair. ** The new favorite word among the short people here … Continue reading

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Why Cleaning Is Bullshit

Recently, my husband and I decided to take a break from our regular cleaning ladies and do it ourselves in order to save some money.  (Well, ok, let’s be honest — MY HUSBAND decided, not me.  I’m not that nucking … Continue reading

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