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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Projectile t.v. = yes!  Projectile vomit = not so much. ** I’d pretty much give my left arm for a nap. ** You know you married the right person when he’s willing to roll up his sleeves at 3 … Continue reading

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The King and Queen of Stupid Situations

If I’m the self-proclaimed Queen of Attracting Stupid Situations, then my husband is without a doubt the King of Attracting Stupid Situations.  (Not sure what that says about us being attracted to each other, but anyway…..)  I swear, between the … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Nothing says true love like having to ask your spouse how long you’ve been married. ** If a black cat runs in front of you, just pretend like it didn’t. ** Kids ask why even when they don’t give … Continue reading

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Spooning Is For Newlyweds

You know how when you first got married, you loved to be all close to your other half even when you slept?  Remember how you used to snuggle up as close as humanly possible and wedge together like it was … Continue reading

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Sorry, But Sex Is Not ALWAYS the Answer!!!

** WARNING:  If you are my mom or my dad or any other sensitive family member of mine, you might wanna stop reading this right now because it is, in fact, about SEX. You know how they say men are … Continue reading

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Mr. Forget His Balls If They Weren’t Attached

I’m sure you’ve all heard me repeatedly grunt about the fact that my son would forget his balls if they weren’t already attached to his little body.  Well, the same could be said for my absentminded husband as well.  The … Continue reading

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The Key(s) to my Heart

This weekend I traveled to San Diego to see a good friend of mine get married.  And as weddings often do, my friend’s big day brought back a ton of my own “I do” memories.  It actually reminded me of … Continue reading

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Super Moms Can Suck It

Don’t you sometimes just want to slug those “Super Moms” who make it all look so damn easy?  Their children are behaved, they’ve somehow found time to shower AND style their own hair, their house is immaculate, and they still … Continue reading

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Keepin' The Romance Alive

When you’re married with children, it’s damn freaking hard to find alone time to spend together.  The kids and their continuous needs inevitably take top priority.  And trying to keep that spark alive isn’t the easiest task in the world … Continue reading

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Always Left of Lost

You may recall just how horrible I am with directions and that I am the queen of getting lost. So it’s probably no surprise then that driving in downtown Chicago generally scares the Hanky Pankies right off me. We live … Continue reading

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