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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Apparently, hormones, cramps, and child birth weren’t enough, so we have night sweats to add to all the fun. ** Goatdog likes Mammaw so much that he wants to eat her. ** SOMEDAY I’ll be able to work on my … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Hormones can bite me. ** The world needs a lot less know-it-all’s and a lot more chill pills. ** Sometimes it’s just easier to pretend like my house ISN’T a giant wreck of a mess. ** Paula Deen saying, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I really need to fertilize my money tree cause damn, life is expensive right now. ** My kids purposely slow down to a turtle-like pace whenever I tell them to hurry up. ** When people say, “It can’t get … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I had a dollar for every item on my to-do list, I could pay someone to do all the items on my to-do list. ** I’d like to punch my 40-year-old hormones in the face. ** Bringing a … Continue reading

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Spooning Is For Newlyweds

You know how when you first got married, you loved to be all close to your other half even when you slept?  Remember how you used to snuggle up as close as humanly possible and wedge together like it was … Continue reading

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