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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** ‘Tis the season to be an asshole.  Apparently. ** I am not the Energizer Bunny. ** The Elf on the Shelf might very well be my nemesis. ** Anything that’s lost is very likely at the bottom of my … Continue reading

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The True Meaning of Christmas

As a kid, it’s hard to see the big, wide world outside your own tiny bubble of existence.  (Heck, it’s not easy even as an adult sometimes!)  That’s why I’ve made it my mission to try to teach my kids … Continue reading

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Just Keep Blotting, Just Keep Blotting

When it comes to smashed grapes, I tend to be more of a white wine lover.  But every now and then, I do love to sip some red.  However, this past weekend proved to me why I should probably save … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Skinny celebrities who say they get their cardio by “chasing their kids around” are more full of shit than my backyard. ** I don’t have a few new leaves to turn over — I have a whole damn PILE. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Once again, I have no desire to go out and get all crazy on New Year’s Eve.  (I’d rather do it the night BEFORE New Year’s Eve.) ** Christmas cookies seriously kicked my ass this year. ** Trying to … Continue reading

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Jolly Juice

The other day I sent out a tweet that could quite possibly be misconstrued as naughty by nature — I said something to the effect of “My husband’s Jolly Juice is a-flowing“.  Now many of you may have thought that … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** These people are driving me nuts. And by people, I mean my family. ** Holiday shoppers are complete assholes. ** My to-do list is evidently not gonna write itself. ** It’s also not going to do itself either. ** … Continue reading

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Goatdog “Piles” on the Fun

I swear my blog pretty much writes itself with the ridiculous things that continuously happen to me.  And good old Goatdog is often at the center of the craziness that provides such good writing material.  Remember last week when he … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The next time my kids PROMISE me they’ll stay in bed if I read just one more itty bitty chapter, I’ll know they’re totally full of shit. ** Screw Santa — MOMS are the ones who need elves!!!! ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Skid marks can suck it. ** If you can drive five REALLY loud eight-year-old girls without wrecking the car, you can do just about anything. ** I think I’m gonna make it easier on myself and just give everyone … Continue reading

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