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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** This time of the year makes me so very grateful for my beloved hot glue gun. ** I may steal the dog crate from the dog — it just looks so darn PRIVATE in there. ** Judging by his wardrobe choices, … Continue reading

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When to Fold ‘Em

Ever have one of those days where every-freaking-thing seems to go wrong?  And no matter what you try to do, it all just turns to crap?  (If you haven’t, then it’s safe to say that I kinda hate you, but … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The noise in my house is often so LOUD that I could walk out and nobody would even notice. ** It would be AWESOME to still get care packages every now and then like we did in college. ** People … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

    ——————————————————————————————————–   ** Cancer is a giant, life-stealing asshole. ** Pushing a grocery cart through a slushy parking lot is both a good arm workout & a true test of one’s patience. ** Multiple days of school closings … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Whoever declared the recorder a “musical” instrument was obviously deaf. ** The UPS man has left more on my porch lately than the squirrels have. ** Slow drivers should really just stay the hell out of all the holiday … Continue reading

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HOLY Berries!!!

I originally posted this a few years ago, but it’s definitely one that I like to pull out of the vault again at holiday time.  Cause it’s about liquor.  And who DOESN’T need a cup of cheerful something or other … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s super fun when my twins come out of their rooms after 30 seconds and claim they can’t go to sleep. ** Christmas is only six weeks away — holy crapola! ** Getting lost is one of the things … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not sure why people are so surprised that a guy named “Weiner” likes to show off his junk. ** Goatdog drinks water like he’s bobbing for apples. ** A good night’s sleep is totally wasted on the young. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My kids think Santa can make ANYTHING, which means that I am totally and completely SCREWED. ** “Customer” and “service” are two words that, sadly, don’t belong together anymore. ** Static electricity is a very unfortunate side effect of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The time change is making me think I’m late to everything.  (O.k., so later than usual). ** My town has already put up its Christmas decorations.  So we can now eat our Halloween candy under the mistletoe. ** After … Continue reading

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