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Wedding Crasher Fail

Ever since I saw the crazy fun that Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson had crashing all those weddings on the big screen, I’ve been dying to try it.  And this past weekend, I finally got my long-awaited chance!  However, I wasn’t … Continue reading

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WTH, ABC Family??!!

My kids have always LOVED commercials.  Maybe it’s because their dad works in advertising, or maybe it’s because, unlike me, they never ever get tired of hearing the “Flipeez” theme song that seems to play on repeat between shows.  Whatever … Continue reading

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Trying to Keep My “Cool”

I swear it wasn’t that long ago that my kids wanted to do EVERYTHING with me.  But lately, I’m starting to realize that maybe I’m not quite as cool as I once thought I was.  (*What the hell?!!*)  Fifth grade … Continue reading

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Eavesdropping: One of the Few Benefits of Driving Carpool

When I’m driving around a carpool of screaming ten-year-old girls, it’s sometimes hard not to wanna drive the car straight into Lake Michigan.  Seriously, these girls are capable of some severe damage to one’s hearing (not to mention one’s sanity). … Continue reading

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The Aftermath of the Sleepover

My kids are getting to that dreaded age where every flippin’ weekend they beg for a sleepover.  As soon as school gets out on Friday, they start hittin’ me up for a party in their pj’s.  And I don’t know … Continue reading

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The Padded Bikini Top

What is it with kids’ clothing designers trying to make our little girls look like they should be turning tricks down on the corner?  The booty shorts, the microscopic skirts, the cut-down-to-there halter tops — they all scream “MINI HOOCHIE … Continue reading

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Not Ready to Fly

           I really don’t think I could ever be a mama bird.  I could just never see myself pushing my kids out of the nest whether they’re ready to fly or not. How do those women live … Continue reading

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My Son, The Flirt

      So it seems that my daughter is not the only one who is learning how to flirt these days.  Lately, my son is also getting in on the action. All of a sudden, he’s looking at the girls … Continue reading

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Who You Callin' Girly?

As a mom of twins, I rarely get opportunities to have one on one time with my kids.  So, for a special birthday treat, I promised my daughter I’d take her to get a manicure with her best little girlfriend … Continue reading

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Put Some Meat on Those Jeans!

Now that Spring is finally inching its way (albeit very slowly) toward us, it is time once again to restock the kids’ closets.  As we were hibernating this winter, my twins have outgrown their pants, shirts, shoes, jackets, and pj’s. … Continue reading

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