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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Whoever invented “New Math” is an asshole. ** Parents should get a big friggin’ cut of their kid’s lemonade stand profits.  Just sayin’. ** It’s Friday the 13th, so I should probably watch out for tall, creepy men wearing … Continue reading

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She Calls It Like She Smells It

So, exactly how many times do my kids plan on embarrassing the crap out of me in public during my lifetime?  I don’t know why I ever even bother wearing blush on my cheeks because my kids never fail to … Continue reading

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