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No Filter

We all know that kids really don’t have any kind of a filter when it comes to speaking their minds.  The thoughts just tumble out of their mouths like the trash rolls out of my purse when it falls over. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The longer you watch t.v. at night, the stupider the commercials get. ** North Korea needs a giant chill pill. ** I seriously hate sleepovers. ** It’s not so bad to be poked by a hot doctor. ** Rick … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I often wonder whether I live in a house with two kids or a house with two pigs. ** Driving past a lemonade stand without stopping makes me feel guilty. ** I may or may not be a sucker. … Continue reading

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Bite Your Tongue (Or Not)

For the love of Pete, is it too much to ask for just ONE friggin’ dull moment??!!  Now don’t get me wrong — I love my nucking futty life and wouldn’t trade it for anything in this world, but damn, … Continue reading

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Where Did All the Manners Go?

Have you noticed how many people are so wrapped up in their own little worlds that they don’t even notice anyone else around them?  Yeah, we’re all guilty of this to a certain degree, but some are WAY worse than … Continue reading

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The Day I Found Out I’m Allergic to Everything

Some people might think that being poked over and over again sounds like a rockin’ good time.  But before you get all hot and bothered and start drooling all over yourself, the kind of poking I’m referring to is the … Continue reading

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Opinions and Assholes

I am sooooo sick of all the parenting buttinskis out there who think they can go ahead and stick their nose into everyone else’s motherly/fatherly business.  It absolutely amazes me how easily these people just spew their opinions like they’re … Continue reading

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This Little Piggy

I swear that drama follows me around like a damn shadow.  And no, I am definitely not a drama queen.  In fact, I rather like dull moments.  Unfortunately, though, we don’t seem to have many of those around here, and … Continue reading

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Dr. Nucking Futs

I swear I should have been a psychiatrist or some kind of therapist or something.  People are always spilling their beans to me, whether I want them to or not.  However, I don’t even know how to deal with my … Continue reading

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Trust Your Gut

           Most people don’t have a very good relationship with their gut.  In fact, they often spend hours upon hours trying to get rid of it altogether.  They sign it up for early morning boot camp, they … Continue reading

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