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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Snowblowers are the roosters of my neighborhood. ** Joe Namath is just a gold tooth and a hooker away from becoming a pimp. ** Insomnia is stalking me yet again. ** Goatdog REALLY wants to poop on grass again. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Mother’s Day should really be Mother’s Weekend. ** My brain is on MAJOR end-of-the-school-year overload. ** Warm weather just makes ya wanna eat ice cream.  (Or is that just me?) ** Some people should really reconsider making sex tapes. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The lighting in fitting rooms is nothing short of cruel. ** My toes are sooooo ready for flip flops. ** A clean car is pretty awesome (even if only for five short minutes). ** I probably owe the car … Continue reading

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