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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m being stalked by a grasshopper. ** Amusement parks are where manners go to die and germs go to thrive. ** Sleeping with the windows open is awesome.  Unless your neighbor’s dog sounds like a dying coyote. ** ”Not Dishwasher … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Trying to get my kids to organize their rooms is like trying to get a dog to scoop his own poop. ** I wish somebody would jump to make me dinner whenever I say I’m hungry. ** Every time I go … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Hurricane Sandy gave a whole new meaning to the term “shit storm”. ** Governor Chris Christie was surely a bulldog in another life. ** You pretty much have to turn tricks to be able to afford all those Halloween … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I can rock a backwards thong with the best of ‘em. ** Onion powder from 2008 is lumpy two years later. ** Grilled cheese crumbs have no business being on your tatas. ** My “me” time (I can’t say … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** Judgmental moms can suck it. ** My kids coined the phrase, “Save the drama for your mama.” ** Fingernail clippings do NOT belong on the kitchen table. ** Dirt floors would better serve this household. ** If a door … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** It’s not a good idea to go for a run after a Brazilian bikini wax. You should just trust me on this. ** Kids need to eat every day.  Who knew? ** I’ve forgotten which way is up and … Continue reading

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The Clit Cut

          My husband often tells me that he is so incredibly thankful that he’s not a woman, considering all the upkeep we females put ourselves through to look good.  Let’s take bikini area maintenance for example.  Men … Continue reading

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