Tag Archives: back to school

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’s backyard. ** Facebook should really be called “Bragbook“. ** If looks could kill, then the REALLY loud lady on her cell phone at my nail … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The first week of back-to-school mornings are nuttier than squirrel poop. ** Nobody appreciates bedtime more than a parent. ** Mom guilt sucker punches me on a daily basis. ** But, hey, at least my daughter’s not twerking on … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The reinforcements are apparently not showing up any time soon. ** If I had a dollar for every time I’ve answered the “Why do I HAVE to take a shower?” question, I’d be one rich bitch. ** My husband’s so … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Meet and Greet

     Today was the Meet & Greet with all the teachers at school, and my kids were totally psyched about meeting their mysterious new first grade teachers. I wondered if they’d even go to sleep last night from all … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Back To School

           When the packets with the class lists first came in the mail, I got a big lump in my throat.  And when I read through all the welcome information from the teachers, I thought I might … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Crappy Kids' Clothes

           Every time I go shopping for the kids’ back to school clothes, I come home aggravated and disgusted.  Everything out there is either the wrong size, way too freaking expensive, slutty-looking, very cheaply made, or just … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 7 Comments