Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My son has decided to respond to any and all questions with, “BOP!

** If I want my kids to embarrass me, I just need to take ’em into a dressing room.

** My bras are apparently very entertaining.

** Goatdog has decided to rise with the sun.  (Hello, 6 a.m. wake up calls!)

** Christmas needs to just slow the hell down.

** The Trader Joe’s free sample cart is a great place to serve lunch to your family.

** Leaf blowers smell like ass.

** Kanye should give lessons on how to throw the perfect temper tantrum.

** Full service gas stations actually still exist!  Who knew?!

** A dog with a purple mohawk is some seriously funny shit.

** There’s more trash on t.v. nowadays than on the ground at Times Square on New Year’s Eve.

** Margarita time is way overdue.

** Kids don’t wanna play with their toys until you try to get rid of them.

** Rockin’ out in the car is good family fun.

** I’m definitely not winnin’ any awards for time management skills.

** Blake Shelton is not only cute but extremely funny.

** Always be prepared to immediately point the penis down when taking a kid to pee late at night.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.


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10 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Katie says:

    My son becoming “star student” in his kindergarten class is fun for him… Super stressful for me!!!

    Class “friend” worman came home for the week and I had to write a story about him living with us… Son forgot all about worman and his story was total BS!!! And I have 3 hrsto get cupcakes back to his school! Just found out about special snack! Ugh!!!

  2. I learned that three pigs in a row can make an interesting picture. 😉

  3. Dolli says:

    I learned that having your nipple pinched in the middle of the night when you are in a dead sleep makes it very difficult to relax and go back to sleep. Hubby doesn’t remember doing it, but I warned him next time I’m likely to whack him between the legs.

  4. Donna says:

    I learned that I have a dirty filty mind.

  5. Jewels says:

    I’ve learned that no matter how pissed off I get at my mother-in-law, she is still my son’s grandma and I do love her.

    I’ve also learned that I actually believe this crap u sell to me every Friday….God really does not give me more than I can handle…despite what I might think.
    Love u, Jen!

  6. Cam says:

    I learned how much i like the things I learned posts.

  7. Brie says:

    And I learned that you can snort spaghetti sauce through your nose! My husband and I were LOSING it over that picture!

    { I have a brand new blog. Feel free to come have a look-see. Thanks! }

  8. Megan says:

    Ok I didn’t read the caption first on viewing your picture and seriously thought wow, she’s really showing that and wow that guy is huge. Yep, I thought it was a guys thighs and his member. Gawd, where is my mind this morning!

    Oh I learned that having your child throw up non stop all through the night is one way to get out of a 5th grade football party. I think I wished a little too hard! Help I’m still cleaning up vomit!

  9. Amanda C says:

    Yup, I figured out the pee thing two weeks ago when I felt something wet and realized he got it in mu hair. Yuck!

  10. TB says:

    I learned I can’t tear my eyes away from inappropriate looking pictures. lol

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