Things I’ve Learned This Week


** Mother Nature seems to have Chicago and San Francisco confused.

** Every time I go to CVS, the receipt is longer than the Great Wall of China.

** Some of us just aren’t cut out for high heels.  (Like me, for example.)

** Grown men apparently still bite each other.  Who knew?!

** Showering just seems like sooooooooooooo much work.

** Putting your money where your mouth is, is not a good idea.  Cause money is REALLY dirty.

** People who rarely smile scare me.

** You pretty much suck if you don’t tell someone when there’s a giant piece of crap stuck in his or her teeth.

** There’s at least a handful of jackasses in every crowd.

** My liver could really use a vacation.

** In my next life, I’m coming back as Betty White.

** I believe that we will win!!!!!!

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.


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2 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Kat says:

    I am so with you on the high heels and, believe me, showers are way overrated!

    Well, who wouldn’t want to be Betty White?

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