** If I held my breath for a big Valentine’s Day surprise, I’d surely end up dead.
** A pre-shower naked dance is evidently becoming a nightly ritual around here.
** Yoga is like church for the body and the soul — can I get an AMEN??!!
** Every time I hear the word “luge“, I can’t help but think of K-Y.
** My cell phone has confirmed the location of the Bermuda Triangle as that place between the driver’s seat and middle console of my car.
** Our backyard will be a land mine of poop once this snow finally melts.
** I’m not sure who liked The Lego Movie more — the kids or my husband and me.
** The more you expect from a person, the more he or she will likely let you down.
** Homework gives me a massive headache. And a massive craving for wine.
** It’s such a warm and fuzzy feeling you get when you tell your kid you love him, and his response is, “Ok“.
** I’m the QUEEN of hiding gifts for other people in places I can never find again.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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