Things I’ve Learned This Week


** Snowblowers are the roosters of my neighborhood.

** Joe Namath is just a gold tooth and a hooker away from becoming a pimp.

** Insomnia is stalking me yet again.

** Goatdog REALLY wants to poop on grass again.

** It’s never too early to teach your kids how to gamble with

** I’d pretty much give my left arm for a mud room right about NOW.

** Too many people underestimate the creepiness of their facial hair.

** There’s nothing better than being with friends who make you laugh till your face hurts.

** Mothers who try to one-up other mothers deserve a high five.  In the face.

** The car wash will surely charge me triple if I ever take my salt/snow/dirt-ridden SUV through there.

** I can’t remember the last time I was warm.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.



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2 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Holly says:

    Our neighbors with snowblowers have saved us these past few weeks. Now Dave wants to buy one, ensuring that it will NEVER snow again!

  2. stacy says:

    I feel like i’ll never know the feeling of “warm” again.. sighhhhh .. i’m very OVER the zero degrees when we leave for school!

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