Things I’ve Learned This Week

Rottenecards_701377100_3xzbsvg86n

** Supervising a chain gang would be more enjoyable than supervising homework.

** The world needs a whole lot more Tina Fey & Amy Poehler.

** My toes are really missing the ol’ flip flops.

** Trusting my son to use the Kindle for reading purposes is like trusting my husband to use the hamper for dirty clothes purposes.

** The days of me being able to sleep through World War III are long, long gone.  Hello, drop of a hat!

** Even though they’re addictively delicious, I’m beyond grateful that we don’t have to pimp out Girl Scout cookies anymore.

** Deodorant should really be a requirement at the gym.

** I could open a sock museum with all the random ones I’ve found lying around our house.

** Unpacking your suitcase just to repack it again sorta kinda sucks.

** Nine good movies were nominated for Academy Awards, which means there are nine good movies that I’ve yet to see.

** The recorder is not an instrument.  It’s a torture device.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

<< SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN THIS WEEK???? >> 

 

 

This entry was posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

4 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Sandy says:

    Don’t bother seeing “Wolf of Wall Street” unless you want to hear “fuck” over 500 times, see people acting like fools over money, lots and lots of drug scenes and it goes on for 3 hours. It’s not like I didn’t have a spell in my life ( hello ’80’s) that was like that, but it was just ttttooooo much. I can’t even believe it was nominated. If you have to see it, wait for Netflix or cable.

  2. Margo says:

    Just found your blog, and love it. By the way, I’m happy to trade you flip flops for some snow – I’ve about had it with the heat (and humidity) down here 😉

    • nuckingfutsmama says:

      Thanks so much for checking out my site! And I’ll GLADLY trade you this stupid snow — my toes are more than ready for some heat & humidity!!!! 🙂

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *