** It’s not a road trip in our family unless it ends with a souvenir bag of puke.
** Thanksgiving without a nap is like Christmas without a Santa.
** You never realize how much you use your ice maker. Until your ice maker is broken.
** It is equal parts fun & equal parts pain in the ass to put together our family holiday photo cards.
** Ignoring the laundry for two days is comparable to punching myself in the face.
** I’ve seen enough dead deer pictures over on Facebook to last me a lifetime, thank you very much. (Sorry, hunting fans.)
** As soon as my buns hit the toilet or my head hits a pillow, my short people come running.
** I really really really need to train my ears to not hear whining.
** America has evidently decided to just combine three holidays into one so that next year we’ll celebrate Hallo-Thanks-Mas.
** A good laugh is just as important as a good cry.
** No ginormous sale or super saver coupon is worth trading in your dignity to fight a crowd of angry shoppers.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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