Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I don’t know where I am or what I’m supposed to be doing.

** Insomnia wants to be my BFF.

** My kids have mentally checked out for the summer, which will make the last week of homework oh so much fun.  (*snark*)

** Ten year olds should most certainly NOT be worrying about six-pack abs!!!!!!

** Every stoplight purposely turns red when I’m in a hurry.

** It’s always fun when you don’t realize you’re out of children’s Tylenol until you NEED children’s Tylenol.

** Entirely too many bad things are happening to entirely too many good people lately.

** I get so much accomplished in my head when I wake up at 3 AM.  That I can never actually remember when I wake up again at 7 AM.

** If it’s not already broken, it most certainly will be in 3….2….1…..

** The fourth grade boys have started “de-pantsing” each other at recess.  Which will be awesome in the frat house some day.  But now?  Not so much.

** “Prancercise” is apparently NOT an SNL skit.  It’s real, y’all.  And it’s cray-cray.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.



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6 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Steve Kubien aka @greenleafwood says:

    I have learned that learning to play blues slide guitar may not actually “cure” anything but it certainly masks a whole heap of stuff. I highly recommend it, with solid amplification & distortion.

  2. I think we should put together a Prancercise team & work it in the ‘hood- I’ll buy the white stretch pants & you buy the peach sweaters. Who’s in?

  3. The Prancercise video is hilarious! Just what I needed to give me a good laugh. Also, I can totally relate to the “being broken in 3..2..1..” I have two boys, 2 and 4. My favorite saying is, “Why can’t I have anything nice?!” Oh well! I have these two beautiful children to show for it, right? 🙂

  4. ChiTown Girl says:

    Oh my hell! I laughed my ASS off this morning when they played that video on WGN!

  5. lisa says:

    I love your Blog…It’s just real & hysterical! I am posting here to admit YES…I watched like 5.5 minutes of prancercize…and I had like visions of Richard Simmons sweatin to the oldies and at the same time thinking…is this woman a reincarnation from circa 1950’s? It was certainly intersting…and btw..yeah, SNL should so do a skit. Enjoy the weekend! ~ leelee

  6. I so wish I had thought of Prancercise!!

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