** I don’t know where I am or what I’m supposed to be doing.
** Insomnia wants to be my BFF.
** My kids have mentally checked out for the summer, which will make the last week of homework oh so much fun. (*snark*)
** Ten year olds should most certainly NOT be worrying about six-pack abs!!!!!!
** Every stoplight purposely turns red when I’m in a hurry.
** It’s always fun when you don’t realize you’re out of children’s Tylenol until you NEED children’s Tylenol.
** Entirely too many bad things are happening to entirely too many good people lately.
** I get so much accomplished in my head when I wake up at 3 AM. That I can never actually remember when I wake up again at 7 AM.
** If it’s not already broken, it most certainly will be in 3….2….1…..
** The fourth grade boys have started “de-pantsing” each other at recess. Which will be awesome in the frat house some day. But now? Not so much.
** “Prancercise” is apparently NOT an SNL skit. It’s real, y’all. And it’s cray-cray.
** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.
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