Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Daylight Savings is clearly one of Satan’s brilliant ideas.

** Me sitting on the toilet is evidently an open invitation for a party in the bathroom.

** The white crusty stuff around the top of the milk carton is seriously nasty.

** A bouquet of balloons always sounds like a good idea until you try to get them into the car.

** My son apparently now knows what “moobs” are.  (That’d be “man boobs” for those who don’t.)

** Carnival Cruises should realize that their ship has clearly sailed.  *ba-dump-bump*

** There’s nothing like an unexpected “I love you” note.  Especially when it’s from your wee ones.

** Living in a fish bowl is just not for me.

** When you snore next to me at night, I can’t be responsible for what might happen to you.

** Any time I say it’s shower night, my kids act like I’m torturing them.

** “The Harlem Shake” on repeat is enough to make you go postal.  Trust me on this.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.

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2 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Tara says:

    Carnival is the Wal-Mart of cruise lines. Seriously. You get what you pay for.

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