Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My kids think Santa can make ANYTHING, which means that I am totally and completely SCREWED.

** “Customer” and “service” are two words that, sadly, don’t belong together anymore.

** Static electricity is a very unfortunate side effect of Winter.

** The head of the CIA evidently forgot to CYA.

** Tired is for amateurs, and we’re WAY beyond that here.

** Caller ID has made prank calling people pretty much impossible.  Dammit!

** The Halloween candy seriously needs to go.  Like, yesterday.

** It’s amazing how you can spend a bazillion dollars at the grocery store, yet have nothing in your house to eat.

** I could really use a stunt double.

** The dog and my son do not, in fact, share the same name.

** Sadly, holiday rudeness has already taken over half the population.

** It’s the end of an era for Hostess Brands.  RIP, Twinkies and Ding Dongs.

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.






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5 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. Sari says:

    “** The head of the CIA evidently forgot to CYA.”

  2. Anne says:

    Very funny! You always make me laugh on Fridays!
    What I’ve learned this week:

    Wine is good any time of day. Whine is not!

    Dipping an Edy’s fruit popsicle into wine doesn’t taste as good as one might think.

    I don’t think that exercising my ass off (oh I wish I could!) pre-Thankgiving is really gonna help when the gorging begins next Thursday. Better to bust out the stretchy pants and make room for all the pie!

    • nuckingfutsmama says:

      Totally agree about the wine & the whine! And I like the pre-preparation with the stretchy pants! Fabulous idea! 🙂

  3. Chris says:

    You always make my damn day!!!

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