Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If you think they might spill it, they absolutely, most definitely will spill it.

** My blood is a molotov cocktail of Allegra, Singulair and Advil.

** It may feel like lice, but sometimes, it’s just dry scalp.

** Bangin’ your forehead on a granite countertop is not as exciting as it may sound.

** It’s a whole lot easier to read your watch if it’s right-side up.

** Rain makes even my alarm clock wanna sleep in late.

** Somebody is CLEARLY fast-forwarding the time that my children are in school during the day.

** I really really love a clean house (even if it only lasts for five minutes).

** Not even Calgon can take me away at this point.

** My kids just LOVE to have a giant meltdown when we’re running late for something (which is pretty much always).

** If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it might actually just be a drunken idiot.

** I’m evidently all out of Chill Pills, dammit!

** Despite what I might think, God does not give me more than I can handle.



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6 Responses to Things I’ve Learned This Week

  1. StylinMom says:

    that you are damn funny…glad I found you….new follower here!!!

  2. Kerry Rossow says:

    1. Making jokes about my broken computer didn’t make me freak the hell out any less.
    2. French kissing the techy who fixed my computer may or may not be inappropriate.
    3. Drinking to celebrate “My Computer is Fixed Day” is not wrong, not at all.

  3. First, I’m OBSESSED with that picture. Second, I learned that I can’t just go to the gym three times and expect a perfectly toned, 20lb lighter bod. I got robbed.

  4. I learned that my purse weighs 14 dang pounds, which actually explains alot. And means I’m a friggin packrat…

  5. I got curious and weighed my purse, learned that the sucker weighs 14 pounds, which explains so much….and means I am a total packrat…

  6. nellebutter says:

    I learned that I watch Phineas ad Ferb and The Wizards of Waverly place more than my kids do…lol.

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