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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Apparently, hormones, cramps, and child birth weren’t enough, so we have night sweats to add to all the fun. ** Goatdog likes Mammaw so much that he wants to eat her. ** SOMEDAY I’ll be able to work on my … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I have approximately 0% of my time to dedicate to writing anymore. ** When someone says, “You look tired“, what they’re really saying is, “You look like shit.” ** For some reason, sitting around doing nothing all day makes … Continue reading

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No Rest for the Weary

With summer camps ending, I have become the unofficial director of “Camp Mama”, who’s expected to have full-day schedules of wild and exciting adventures planned for each and every day.  Thus, my time for writing even something as small as … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Life is really getting in the way of my writing. ** I just can’t seem to help myself in a Halloween pop-up store. ** Ke$ha apparently didn’t go away after all. ** Chuck E. Cheese smells just like a … Continue reading

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Time Flies When You’re Nucking Futs!!!

It’s so hard to believe that this month celebrates THREE awesome years of writing my little Nucking Futs Mama blog.  This right here is my 642nd published post, y’all!  Holy crap, that’s a lot of rambling, isn’t it??! And since … Continue reading

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Guilt — It’s A Bitch Alright

Kids sure have a way of (figuratively) punching you right in the gut when you least expect it, don’t they?  Their unassuming words can wash a blanket of guilt right over you in nothing flat.  And before you know it, … Continue reading

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A (Very) Short Story By My Son

(This story must be prefaced with the fact that it was nothing short of a miracle to get my son to write anything in school at all.  His poor teacher had to practically hypnotize him to get any kind of … Continue reading

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My Blogiversary

           Today is my blogiversary.  I can hardly believe it, but it was exactly one year ago today that I first started publishing all the tales from the Nucking Futs Family, 283 of them in all.  I’ve … Continue reading

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You Asked, I Answered

      Most of you know by now that I am the queen of Too Much Information.  I don’t know if it’s because it’s therapeutic or if it’s just cause I like to make fun of myself, but I tend … Continue reading

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