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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s hard to play Dr. Kevorkian, even to a Beta fish who’s dying a very slow death. ** Helping with Spanish homework when you don’t speak a lick of Spanish is like trying to cook a gourmet meal when … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I looked like David Beckham, I’d be naked ALL the time. ** I’m a firm Belieber that Justin needs a big ol’ time out. ** Scooping dog turds in the frigid air should earn one a reward of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

    ——————————————————————————————————–   ** Cancer is a giant, life-stealing asshole. ** Pushing a grocery cart through a slushy parking lot is both a good arm workout & a true test of one’s patience. ** Multiple days of school closings … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I could open a wig shop with all the hair in the drain. ** The cooler weather’s giving me that “Holy-Crap-My-Twins-Have-No-Pants-That-Fit-Them” feeling. ** Every now and again, you’ve gotta call the Grammar Police on YOURSELF. ** I am without … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It should at least count as working out if you wore your workout clothes all day long. ** When you wake up at 4 AM and think you smell someone making toast, it’s most likely just wishful thinking. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s kind of disturbing to hear your nine year old sing about having someone blow his whistle.  (Yeah, thanks, Flo Rida.) ** I’m beyond thankful I’m not married to a politician. ** Fun-size 3 Musketeers are downright dangerous. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It should totally count as a workout if you run around like crazy all day (especially if you’re dressed in full workout gear). ** I could come home with a purple mohawk, and no one in my family would … Continue reading

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