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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The weatherman seems to be telling us all to go back to our warm beds until April. ** It would be AWESOME if I was the octopus my children seem to think I am. ** When you tell your husband … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Judging from Beyonce, Manti T’eo, and Lance Armstrong, fake things apparently happen in threes. ** The media sure knows how to beat a news story to death. ** My ass is eternally grateful for the genius who invented seat … Continue reading

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Guess What!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve had to keep some exciting news under wraps for a while, but now I’m finally able to share it with y’all!  I’m going to be on a t.v. show!  That’s nucking futs, right??!! The show is going to be … Continue reading

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Girls’ Night Out Gone Wrong

This past weekend, some girlfriends and I had organized a fun night out in downtown Chicago.  No husbands, no kids, just us girls kickin’ it in the city.  Unfortunately, though, our whole night was planned around a godforsaken musical that … Continue reading

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The Evolution of Sleep Deprivation

Lately, I’ve been thinking a lot about the dreadful toll motherhood has taken on my sleeping patterns.  Little by little, I’m starting to realize that this sleep deprivation shit is just a never-ending, vicious cycle that nobody ever REALLY tells … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If a day ever went by where a kid HADN’T peed on a toilet seat here, I’d swear I was in the wrong house. ** I seriously could not be more unorganized. ** Everybody needs a mental health day.  … Continue reading

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Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just Me?

Know the great thing about getting older?  No?  Well, me neither!  There’s certainly not a whole lot that I find entertaining about the wrinkles, the aches and pains, the eye baggage, the gray hairs, the sleeplessness, and worst of all, … Continue reading

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What Kind Of Friend Are You?

To me, a good friend is someone who isn’t afraid to call you out when you look like a complete idiot.  I don’t know about you, but I’d much rather be told that I’ve got a huge chunk of spinach … Continue reading

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No Pain, No Gain

     Newsflash: I am NOT a huge fan of forwarded emails.  In fact, I pretty much hate them, especially the ones that tell you that you’re going to burn in hell if you don’t IMMEDIATELY send them to ten … Continue reading

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The Bald Eagle

           THE BIKINI WAX — I still haven’t decided if it’s my friend or my foe.  I realize that many, many people have blogged about it, talked about it, and even done stand-up comedy bits about it. … Continue reading

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