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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** There’s nothing like having your kids barge into your bathroom and present you with a Valentine while you’re standing there buck naked. ** I’d be better off shaving my legs with a chain saw than a brand new Lady … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Short weeks make you feel like every day is Friday. ** They also make you angry to find out that every day is not, in fact, Friday. ** I’ve totally forgotten what the sun even looks like. ** Apparently … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not buying whatever Mother Nature is selling. ** My transformation from human to crocodile is nearly complete, thanks to all the dry heat in my house. ** Suddenly a Snuggie doesn’t seem like such a dumb idea. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Finding evidence of sleep around here is like finding a dinosaur bone. ** If you know whether you’re coming or going, you’re a lot better off than me. ** My warm climate-dwelling friends may find me knocking on their … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The end of Daylight Savings Time is awesome — if you’re a vampire. ** Election Day apparently means no school.  Who knew??!! ** Annoying political ads have now been replaced with annoying holiday ads.  Lucky us. ** Someone has … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The world needs more creative photobombers. ** If you drive like Mario Andretti through a parking lot full of kids, you’re a giant jackass. ** Winter is apparently going to last until next winter. ** An unidentifiable smell in … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Winter is officially “over” — and I’ll believe it when I see it. ** The Tooth Fairy’s gonna have to start leaving IOU’s if my twins don’t go to bed earlier at night. ** Just because you have a … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not good at getting lucky. ** Child labor is more expensive than it used to be. ** A little piece of me dies every time people “REPLY ALL” to a group email. ** I could buy my kids 10,000 … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The noise in my house is often so LOUD that I could walk out and nobody would even notice. ** It would be AWESOME to still get care packages every now and then like we did in college. ** People … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I wish my brain shut off as easily when I try to go to sleep as it does when I try to help my kids with their homework. ** Exhaustion is just NOT a good look on me. ** Dioramas are … Continue reading

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