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The Grocery Store: Gathering Place for Jackholes

Going to the grocery store is definitely not my idea of a good time.  Sure it’s nice when your kids are FINALLY old enough that you don’t have to drag them with you every time you need to run out … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I held my breath for a big Valentine’s Day surprise, I’d surely end up dead. ** A pre-shower naked dance is evidently becoming a nightly ritual around here. ** Yoga is like church for the body and the … Continue reading

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‘Twas the Nucking Futty Night Before Christmas (Re-posted)

Some of you may remember this post from a few years ago, and some of you may be reading it for the first time.  Whatever the case, it was my own nucking futty spin on the classic tale of “The … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The mayor of Toronto is a walking Saturday Night Live skit. ** Accidentally leaving bags in the bottom of your grocery cart really really sucks, especially during a tornado warning. ** According to what my daughter told her friend, she’s running … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It takes me three WEEKS to recover from three NIGHTS of going out. ** If you’re ever questioning your parenting abilities, turning on “Mommy Dearest” will make you feel like Mother of the Century. ** I really wish my … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** When people say, “Good morning!“, I’m not quite sure how they assume that it’s good. ** The government REALLY needs to get over its giant temper tantrum. ** Just because it’s good hold music doesn’t mean that it has … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I could open a wig shop with all the hair in the drain. ** The cooler weather’s giving me that “Holy-Crap-My-Twins-Have-No-Pants-That-Fit-Them” feeling. ** Every now and again, you’ve gotta call the Grammar Police on YOURSELF. ** I am without … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to myself.  *itch*  *scratch* *sniff* ** Erectile dysfunction commercials make me really uncomfortable. ** School supply kits should come with Advil and wine so parents can deal with all the homework meltdowns. ** Only … Continue reading

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Things I Learned LAST Week (Cause I’m Behind on Everything Lately….)

** I really just need a good shove in the right general direction.  ** Bandaids disappear in this house faster than wine. ** You know you need a vacation when an MRI is the most relaxing thing you’ve done in … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Cramps and mammograms are just two of the many perks (*ahem*)  of being a woman. ** I’d rather be a wrinkled mess than pull out an iron. ** Kids and husbands have very selective hearing. ** Getting in bed … Continue reading

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