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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Someone should come up with a Beano for brain farts. ** Motherhood is no place for migraines. ** Our water bill’s gonna be $10,000 this month, thanks to my son’s obsession with the hose. ** Nothing, and I do … Continue reading

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Mama Meathead

To set the record straight, I have never actually been in a fight.  In fact, the first black eye I ever had was when I had my skin cancer surgery a couple of weeks ago.  However, something unexpected comes over … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s July.  Really?  And here I thought it was still May…. ** I should never ever try to pick out a friend’s birthday card when my kids are with me. ** I have mastered the art of pretending to … Continue reading

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Date Night

They say there’s nothing quite like the special bond between a son and his mama. And this just so happens to be one stereotype which I am more than happy to be a part of. Yes, my little man totally … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** My husband is having an affair……..with his new iPad. ** Drinking a whole vineyard of grapes the night before boot camp is not a wise idea. ** My life was not complete until I found the “Marilyn” round boar … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** Nobody picked up their dog’s shit this winter.  (And please don’t ask my shoe how it knows this — it’s still bitter about it.) ** My son knows WAY too much information about his friend’s balls. ** Leprechauns are … Continue reading

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A Wii Bit of A Problem

          Hi, my name is Nucking Futs Mama, and I’m a Mario Kart-aholic.  Yep, that’s right; you heard me correctly.  I’ve been told that the first step is admitting that I have a problem, so here’s me … Continue reading

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The Three Hour Ban

          Last night I came milliseconds away from driving down and checking my own damn self into the cuckoo’s nest.  It was one of THOSE nights, where I wanted to throw open the front door of my … Continue reading

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The Right To Remain Silent

Do you ever have those mornings where you just want to yell “SHUT THE HELL UP!” at the top of your lungs?  Well, that would be today for me.  I am not typically a morning person anyway, so silence is … Continue reading

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Wii is Whack!

So, I’m thinking we may need to sign my son up for some type of Wii support group.  The child is severely addicted to the Nintendo goldmine, aka “video crack.”  He’s had a little taste, and now he can’t seem … Continue reading

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