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Things I’ve Learned This Year (A Recap of the Best of 2011)

** My son likes to make his penis talk.  (Don’t ask.) ** The entire household turns into assholes when my husband goes out of town. ** My kids wait to take a dump until it’s time to walk out the … Continue reading

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The Water Park Souvenir

If you’ve ever wondered where all the germs go to party, I’m pretty sure I figured out their favorite stomping ground.  Just visit any given water park, and you’ll surely find a whole gaggle of germ dudes and germ dudettes … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Cruise control scares the shit out of me. ** When you travel with kids, it’s a trip.  When you travel without them, it’s a vacation. ** 99.9% of the water at water parks is a combination of urine and … Continue reading

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