Tag Archives: video games

‘Tis the Season for Gazillion Dollar Wish Lists

————————————————————————————————— Remember the good old days when your kids would be perfectly happy with the giant cardboard box their gifts came in?  Give ’em some markers, and they were entertained for HOURS, barely costing you a thing.  My, how times … Continue reading

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Busted!

Until you become an adult, you never really understand that your parents really WERE looking out for your best interests when you were a kid.  As much as you thought they were unfair and totally out to ruin your life, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** All I want for Christmas is a personal chef.  And a bigger bank account to pay for the personal chef. ** Those inflatable lawn Santas look so sad and hungover during the daytime. ** A sick kid at home … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Once again, I have no desire to go out and get all crazy on New Year’s Eve.  (I’d rather do it the night BEFORE New Year’s Eve.) ** Christmas cookies seriously kicked my ass this year. ** Trying to … Continue reading

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Mario, the Horn Dog

There comes a “Holy shit!” moment in every modern day parent’s journey when he or she realizes that it’s time to put the parental lockdowns on all the tv’s and computers in the house.  This can come as quite a … Continue reading

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Mama Meathead

To set the record straight, I have never actually been in a fight.  In fact, the first black eye I ever had was when I had my skin cancer surgery a couple of weeks ago.  However, something unexpected comes over … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I REALLY need to look where I step in this house, especially when barefoot. ** The dog thinks he’s a trash compactor. ** I need to hide my dark chocolate from the babysitters. ** Video games are apparently more … Continue reading

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A Wii Bit of A Problem

          Hi, my name is Nucking Futs Mama, and I’m a Mario Kart-aholic.  Yep, that’s right; you heard me correctly.  I’ve been told that the first step is admitting that I have a problem, so here’s me … Continue reading

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Entertain Me

     After our horrendous road trip to the grandparents’ house, the first day of the trip didn’t pan out to be much better.  Normally, when we are here, my kids can pretty much always find something to do, since my … Continue reading

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Wii is Whack!

So, I’m thinking we may need to sign my son up for some type of Wii support group.  The child is severely addicted to the Nintendo goldmine, aka “video crack.”  He’s had a little taste, and now he can’t seem … Continue reading

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