Tag Archives: UPS

When to Fold ‘Em

Ever have one of those days where every-freaking-thing seems to go wrong?  And no matter what you try to do, it all just turns to crap?  (If you haven’t, then it’s safe to say that I kinda hate you, but … Continue reading

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Goatdog and the Pizza Guy Incident

Most of you know by now that our Goatdog is one crazy son of a bitch (literally — cause, you know, he’s a DOG).  He’s body-slammed himself through a glass door, eaten my kitchen chairs, and taken a giant dump … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Whoever declared the recorder a “musical” instrument was obviously deaf. ** The UPS man has left more on my porch lately than the squirrels have. ** Slow drivers should really just stay the hell out of all the holiday … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It takes me three WEEKS to recover from three NIGHTS of going out. ** If you’re ever questioning your parenting abilities, turning on “Mommy Dearest” will make you feel like Mother of the Century. ** I really wish my … Continue reading

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The Man in Brown

It’s amazing to me how Goatdog and I can have such differing opinions of the UPS man. We’re talking complete opposite ends of the spectrum, people.  I just so happen to LOVE a visit from the man in brown.  I … Continue reading

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