Tag Archives: toys

Crazy Aaron Can Suck It

I’ve always been of the opinion that Play-Doh, Silly Putty, and all things gooey should be “outside” toys.  They just always seem to crumble into little bits all over the floor for someone’s feet to drag throughout the entire damn … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Freaky Furby

You know how you had that one toy in your bedroom as a kid that kinda creeped you out once your parents turned out the lights and tucked you in for the night?  Mine was a clown who I swear … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 9 Comments

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Skid marks can suck it. ** If you can drive five REALLY loud eight-year-old girls without wrecking the car, you can do just about anything. ** I think I’m gonna make it easier on myself and just give everyone … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

A Letter to the Liquor Store

Dear Liquor Store, Perhaps you may have heard some rumblings about the impending summer vacation that’s about to pounce on the town here any day now. Yes, kids will soon be out terrorizing the streets and pimping lemonade hardcore on … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Organization is not my middle name. ** My son has gone to the dark side (or at the very least the goofy side). ** A salad just isn’t a salad without an avocado. ** Having your line rodded is … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

The Great Poofin Giveaway

If your kids are anything like mine, then they sure love to collect things.  My son’s collections include things like acorns and bouncy balls and wine corks, while my daughter’s collections include pretty much anything and everything under the sun.  … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , | 43 Comments

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My son has decided to respond to any and all questions with, “BOP!” ** If I want my kids to embarrass me, I just need to take ‘em into a dressing room. ** My bras are apparently very entertaining. … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 10 Comments

Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Wednesday was Drive Like A Jackass Day.  Who knew?! ** Every kid eats his own boogers. ** I am not a magician. ** My front porch looks like a crime scene thanks to the furry-tailed bastards who’ve annihilated our … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments

To Hell With Housekeeping

Lately I’ve been contemplating whether to just give up on the whole housecleaning thing altogether. I mean, let’s be honest, no one in my family really gives a rat’s ass if the dishes are all piled up or if they … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 32 Comments

Twas the Nucking Futty Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through our pad, Every creature was stirring, being exceptionally bad. The stockings were hung too close to the floor, And Goatdog was eating each one that he tore. The twins were bouncing off … Continue reading

Posted in mom blog, mom trying to stay sane blog | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 12 Comments