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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I most certainly did NOT inherit my mom’s hair-braiding skills. ** Apparently, Gap Kids sells husky-sized skinny jeans.  Anybody else confused? ** Winter can kiss my lily-white patootie. ** However, the thought of the approaching swimsuit season scares the … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My kids think Santa can make ANYTHING, which means that I am totally and completely SCREWED. ** “Customer” and “service” are two words that, sadly, don’t belong together anymore. ** Static electricity is a very unfortunate side effect of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Inadvertently headbutting the door with your forehead is not the best way to open it. ** When a fart rips through your yoga class, you can’t help but feel bad for the person who let it slip out. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The next time my kids PROMISE me they’ll stay in bed if I read just one more itty bitty chapter, I’ll know they’re totally full of shit. ** Screw Santa — MOMS are the ones who need elves!!!! ** … Continue reading

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Wordless Wednesday from an Overtired Mama

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Kid Denial

Why is it that kids will do just about anything in their capacity not to admit to certain things?  It’s like they’d rather be attacked by a pack of angry trolls than to state the obvious.  I don’t know about … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s July.  Really?  And here I thought it was still May…. ** I should never ever try to pick out a friend’s birthday card when my kids are with me. ** I have mastered the art of pretending to … Continue reading

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Driving with my Eyes Closed

If I could bottle up and sell my amazingly crystal clear hindsight ability, I would be one rich mama.  Case in point?  This past weekend.  Am I really able to pretend like I’m still a 21 year old college kid … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** Judgmental moms can suck it. ** My kids coined the phrase, “Save the drama for your mama.” ** Fingernail clippings do NOT belong on the kitchen table. ** Dirt floors would better serve this household. ** If a door … Continue reading

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Insomnia: My New Best Friend

          I am quite certain that I could very easily be mistaken for one of the zombies in MJ’s “Thriller” video today.  After the night I had last night, I must look like dead woman walking.  And … Continue reading

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