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** A backyard campout for the kids is so much more fun when it’s in someone else’s backyard. ** Facebook should really be called “Bragbook“. ** If looks could kill, then the REALLY loud lady on her cell phone at my nail … Continue reading →
As a parent, technology is often my worst enemy. Not only does it turn my son into a zombified video game addict half the time, but it also gives me gray hairs worrying about the prospect of someone sending a … Continue reading →
————————————————————————————————— Remember the good old days when your kids would be perfectly happy with the giant cardboard box their gifts came in? Give ‘em some markers, and they were entertained for HOURS, barely costing you a thing. My, how times … Continue reading →
** Mornings love me WAY more than I love them. ** This week’s heat wave has made being a nudist seem a whole lot more appealing. ** I get more stupid with every other Facebook post I read. ** If … Continue reading →
** I really couldn’t give a rat’s ass what Ryan Lochte would do. ** Diarrhea of the mouth is a dangerous thing. ** If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re doing something wrong. ** I can rest easy now that … Continue reading →
I’m sure most of us have given our cell phones to our kids at some point or another to entertain them (i.e. shut them the hell up) while we run errands, right? And really, the worst that can happen is … Continue reading →
Eight years ago today, I was screaming my head off in a hospital room while trying to push out two oversized babies from my vagina. Yes, today is the birthday of two of the most awesome kids I know. And … Continue reading →