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Tag Archives: Taylor Swift
** Shoveling snow by hand should be followed by a massage. And possibly a lobotomy. ** The past several days have been like tantric sex. Minus the sex part. ** If I ever need a good giggle, I turn to … Continue reading →
** The world would be a lot happier if everyone ate Thanksgiving dinner in their pajamas. ** Chuck E. Cheese is totally a rat, not a mouse — am I right or am I right? ** That stupid Taylor Swift … Continue reading →
** Inadvertently headbutting the door with your forehead is not the best way to open it. ** When a fart rips through your yoga class, you can’t help but feel bad for the person who let it slip out. ** … Continue reading →