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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** If I looked like David Beckham, I’d be naked ALL the time. ** I’m a firm Belieber that Justin needs a big ol’ time out. ** Scooping dog turds in the frigid air should earn one a reward of … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** School REALLY needs to start.  Cause my patience has left the building. ** The smell of an amusement park is a compilation of B.O., grease, and ass. ** I’m not buying what Lindsay Lohan is selling. ** Kids only … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s gotta be a scientific fact that kids are 10 times crazier in the summer. ** Kicking your own ass is harder than having someone else kick it for you. ** I’m not above napping in public. ** Someone … Continue reading

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No Rest for the Weary

With summer camps ending, I have become the unofficial director of “Camp Mama”, who’s expected to have full-day schedules of wild and exciting adventures planned for each and every day.  Thus, my time for writing even something as small as … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Mornings love me WAY more than I love them. ** This week’s heat wave has made being a nudist seem a whole lot more appealing. ** I get more stupid with every other Facebook post I read. ** If … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I guess I accidentally skipped a week of keeping track of what I’ve learned.  Oopsy. ** The beach is truly my happy place. ** Soap operas really are unnecessary when you can just read your Facebook feed. ** Some … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Hormones can bite me. ** The world needs a lot less know-it-all’s and a lot more chill pills. ** Sometimes it’s just easier to pretend like my house ISN’T a giant wreck of a mess. ** Paula Deen saying, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It should at least count as working out if you wore your workout clothes all day long. ** When you wake up at 4 AM and think you smell someone making toast, it’s most likely just wishful thinking. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The revolving door of kids, dirt, and craziness must mean it’s FINALLY Summer. ** Moms should get a cut of all lemonade stand profits. ** And somebody totally needs to have an ADULT lemonade stand. ** Sand will take … Continue reading

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Things I Learned LAST Week (Cause I’m Behind on Everything Lately….)

** I really just need a good shove in the right general direction.  ** Bandaids disappear in this house faster than wine. ** You know you need a vacation when an MRI is the most relaxing thing you’ve done in … Continue reading

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