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Things I’ve Learned This Week

    ——————————————————————————————————–   ** Cancer is a giant, life-stealing asshole. ** Pushing a grocery cart through a slushy parking lot is both a good arm workout & a true test of one’s patience. ** Multiple days of school closings … Continue reading

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The Poop and the Fan

In my house, the poop and the fan need no introduction.  They are quite familiar with each other, especially when my husband is out of town.  Because that’s precisely the time that things tend to go very wrong.  And usually, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Shamrock Shakes are 600+ calories of awesomeness. ** “Quiet” is most definitely NOT a word I’d use to describe my house. ** My son has apparently given up sleep for Lent.  Lucky me. ** Sometimes when people say they … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Living next door to construction is like having an earthquake as your neighbor. ** I don’t know who’s more excited when there’s no homework — the kids or me. ** Danica Patrick “pole position” jokes are plentiful when my … Continue reading

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Happy Holidays, A-holes!

Ah, it’s the holiday season — that magical time of the year when you wanna sip hot cocoa by the fire and shove people outta the way for a deal on a flat-screened t.v.  Cause let’s be real, y’all.  December … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The next time my kids PROMISE me they’ll stay in bed if I read just one more itty bitty chapter, I’ll know they’re totally full of shit. ** Screw Santa — MOMS are the ones who need elves!!!! ** … Continue reading

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Premature Pushing of the Panic Button

Don’t ya just hate it when you go through an entire day thinking it’s a day later than it actually is?  This is exactly what happened to me on Tuesday of this week.  I could’ve sworn it was the last … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Naked is evidently the way to go this summer. ** As much as I love my husband, I really don’t think I’d tackle someone trying to throw a pie in his face. ** Chopsticks actually help get my kids … Continue reading

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What the Hell Was I Thinking???

I hate to admit it, but my husband was actually right.  (Did pigs just fly?)  He tried to warn me, but I didn’t listen to him.  I thought that being the MOM, I knew what was what.  I was convinced … Continue reading

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Hey Life, Slow Down Already!

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