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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The world needs more creative photobombers. ** If you drive like Mario Andretti through a parking lot full of kids, you’re a giant jackass. ** Winter is apparently going to last until next winter. ** An unidentifiable smell in … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Goatdog likes wine, which makes total sense since he is my dog. ** If it’s not written down, it’s not getting done. ** It’s obviously some kind of rule that kid puke must be projectile and occur at an … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Spilled wine is WAY worse than spilled milk. ** The DMV is truly a vast sea of weirdness. ** Turning 29 again wasn’t so bad after all. ** We evidently need to start lining up in two’s to board … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The longer you watch t.v. at night, the stupider the commercials get. ** North Korea needs a giant chill pill. ** I seriously hate sleepovers. ** It’s not so bad to be poked by a hot doctor. ** Rick … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** It’s not a good idea to go for a run after a Brazilian bikini wax. You should just trust me on this. ** Kids need to eat every day.  Who knew? ** I’ve forgotten which way is up and … Continue reading

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Hot Stuff

It was such an unbelievably beautiful day here today.  It was so warm that it was like we fast-forwarded Spring and dove right into Summer, which is more than fine with me. BRING IT ON, MAMA NATURE!  I am so … Continue reading

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Dirty Talk

I feel like doing the Humpty Dance because Spring is finally here (or at least the calendar says so)! Adios and good riddance Winter!  And now that the snow has finally melted, and we can see that we do, in … Continue reading

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