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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** June somehow pulled a giant disappearing act on us. ** The more laundry I have to fold, the more I dream about becoming a nudist family. ** Tim Howard is a modern-day Superman. ** Sleepovers involve pretty much everything … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Cooking would be so much more enjoyable if someone did it for me. ** No matter the question, duct tape is ALWAYS the answer. ** I’m apparently a “lame” fort builder. ** There are so many hot World Cup soccer players … Continue reading

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Adults Behaving Badly

Unfortunately, we hear on the news all the time about parents full-out losing their shit on the sidelines of their kids’ sporting events.  A bad call can somehow turn supposed “adults” into the biggest meatheads on the planet.  It’s both … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I could open a wig shop with all the hair in the drain. ** The cooler weather’s giving me that “Holy-Crap-My-Twins-Have-No-Pants-That-Fit-Them” feeling. ** Every now and again, you’ve gotta call the Grammar Police on YOURSELF. ** I am without … Continue reading

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Eavesdropping: One of the Few Benefits of Driving Carpool

When I’m driving around a carpool of screaming ten-year-old girls, it’s sometimes hard not to wanna drive the car straight into Lake Michigan.  Seriously, these girls are capable of some severe damage to one’s hearing (not to mention one’s sanity). … Continue reading

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Act Like An Adult, Not Like An Idiot

If you have a kid in any kind of organized sport, then you’ve most likely witnessed some pretty awful sportsmanship at one time or another.  It’s bad enough when it’s another kid displaying the rotten behavior, but when it’s an … Continue reading

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The King and Queen of Stupid Situations

If I’m the self-proclaimed Queen of Attracting Stupid Situations, then my husband is without a doubt the King of Attracting Stupid Situations.  (Not sure what that says about us being attracted to each other, but anyway…..)  I swear, between the … Continue reading

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A Happy Heart

You know how every once in a while, you have one of those parenting moments which you wish you could just freeze-frame forever?  They can be few and far between, but that’s probably what makes ‘em so darn special.  Well, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Straws make everything taste better. ** “Everybody hurts” when you post pictures of your penis.  (Did you hear that, Michael Stipe??!!) ** Embarrassing moments hunt me down like a bear in the woods. ** My wallet and a book … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Cruise control scares the shit out of me. ** When you travel with kids, it’s a trip.  When you travel without them, it’s a vacation. ** 99.9% of the water at water parks is a combination of urine and … Continue reading

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