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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Daylight Savings is clearly one of Satan’s brilliant ideas. ** Me sitting on the toilet is evidently an open invitation for a party in the bathroom. ** The white crusty stuff around the top of the milk carton is … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Straws make everything taste better. ** “Everybody hurts” when you post pictures of your penis.  (Did you hear that, Michael Stipe??!!) ** Embarrassing moments hunt me down like a bear in the woods. ** My wallet and a book … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Motherhood = taking your first shower of the day at midnight (IF you’re lucky….) ** Tornado warnings surprisingly do not freak out my kids. ** Although it’s been hazy, there’s definitely been nothing lazy about summer so far. ** … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Call me a scrooge, but I wouldn’t even get up at 4 AM for my own friggin’ wedding!!! ** A Chatty Cathy at a nail salon is like a yodeler at a library. ** Easter grass will still be … Continue reading

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Bumpa

            Once again, we are here for a week-long visit at Grammy’s house.  When I’ve blogged about our past visits to Grammy’s house, I don’t think I’ve mentioned much about the other half of her whole, otherwise known as “Bumpa.”  When the … Continue reading

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Sawing Logs

     What is it with men and snoring??!!  I don’t know many men who can honestly say that they don’t snore.  My father-in-law did it;  my dad does it. And, now, I am double-whammied, because I have not only … Continue reading

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