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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Finding evidence of sleep around here is like finding a dinosaur bone. ** If you know whether you’re coming or going, you’re a lot better off than me. ** My warm climate-dwelling friends may find me knocking on their … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not sure what scares me more — Ebola or the thought of having to use the toilet in my kids’ bathroom. ** The best hair days always happen when you have absolutely NOWHERE to go. ** Canker sores … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m being stalked by a grasshopper. ** Amusement parks are where manners go to die and germs go to thrive. ** Sleeping with the windows open is awesome.  Unless your neighbor’s dog sounds like a dying coyote. ** ”Not Dishwasher … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It takes a village.  To raise a husband. ** The world is way too incredibly full of itself. ** Surprisingly, it’s been 20 years since OJ got away with murder. ** The ONLY thing that should make a duck … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The world needs more creative photobombers. ** If you drive like Mario Andretti through a parking lot full of kids, you’re a giant jackass. ** Winter is apparently going to last until next winter. ** An unidentifiable smell in … Continue reading

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They Don’t Call It the Red Eye for Nothin’

If your husband tries to talk you into flying the red-eye with your kids at the end of a family vacation, don’t fall for it.  He may try to reassure you that your kids will sleep on the plane, and … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Supervising a chain gang would be more enjoyable than supervising homework. ** The world needs a whole lot more Tina Fey & Amy Poehler. ** My toes are really missing the ol’ flip flops. ** Trusting my son to … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s super fun when my twins come out of their rooms after 30 seconds and claim they can’t go to sleep. ** Christmas is only six weeks away — holy crapola! ** Getting lost is one of the things … Continue reading

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Busted!

Until you become an adult, you never really understand that your parents really WERE looking out for your best interests when you were a kid.  As much as you thought they were unfair and totally out to ruin your life, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** School REALLY needs to start.  Cause my patience has left the building. ** The smell of an amusement park is a compilation of B.O., grease, and ass. ** I’m not buying what Lindsay Lohan is selling. ** Kids only … Continue reading

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