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They Don’t Call It the Red Eye for Nothin’

If your husband tries to talk you into flying the red-eye with your kids at the end of a family vacation, don’t fall for it.  He may try to reassure you that your kids will sleep on the plane, and … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Supervising a chain gang would be more enjoyable than supervising homework. ** The world needs a whole lot more Tina Fey & Amy Poehler. ** My toes are really missing the ol’ flip flops. ** Trusting my son to … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s super fun when my twins come out of their rooms after 30 seconds and claim they can’t go to sleep. ** Christmas is only six weeks away — holy crapola! ** Getting lost is one of the things … Continue reading

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Busted!

Until you become an adult, you never really understand that your parents really WERE looking out for your best interests when you were a kid.  As much as you thought they were unfair and totally out to ruin your life, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** School REALLY needs to start.  Cause my patience has left the building. ** The smell of an amusement park is a compilation of B.O., grease, and ass. ** I’m not buying what Lindsay Lohan is selling. ** Kids only … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** I’m not sure why people are so surprised that a guy named “Weiner” likes to show off his junk. ** Goatdog drinks water like he’s bobbing for apples. ** A good night’s sleep is totally wasted on the young. … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Surprisingly, a quiet house kinda creeps me out. ** Mother Nature is a ruthless Bitch with a capital “B“. ** “The Great Gatsby” was unfortunately not all that great. ** I would get lost inside a cardboard box.  (No, seriously, … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** The words “health” and “care” go together like oil and water. ** I need a Fat Tuesday rain check. ** If you cough in an airport, people think you have the bubonic plague. ** The Fannie May candy store … Continue reading

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Freaky Furby

You know how you had that one toy in your bedroom as a kid that kinda creeped you out once your parents turned out the lights and tucked you in for the night?  Mine was a clown who I swear … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Much to my surprise, the New Year’s Day puker turned out to be neither my husband nor me, but rather, my daughter. ** There’s just never enough sleep to go around. ** An overnight getaway would be cheaper than … Continue reading

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