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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Parting your hair on the opposite side feels like wearing your shoes on the opposite feet. ** Siri evidently hates me. ** When your boy/girl twins share a bathroom, your son may very well end up taking a bath … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** It’s really difficult to do pushups when the dog’s trying to hump you. ** Mornings around here are nuttier than a jar of Jif. ** If my house could talk, I’m pretty sure it would say, “Oink!” ** Little … Continue reading

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