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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Your cabin fever’s reached Code Red when you’re jealous of the squirrels outside breathing in all that fresh, freezing cold air. ** Trying to work a crossword puzzle when you’re tired just makes you feel stupid.  And tired. ** … Continue reading

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Germs Be Gone!!!!!!

You see these little germy bastards right here? These little bastards have totally invaded my home over the past couple of weeks.  First it was my husband, then my daughter, then me, and then my daughter once again.  And for … Continue reading

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The Calm Before The Storm?

Ya know what I’ve got right here for that crazy bitch Mother Nature?  A big fat middle finger pointed smack dab at her face.  Why, you ask?  Cause I am absolutely convinced that she is conspiring with the universe to … Continue reading

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Goatdog Goes Down for the Count

So I know I often talk about how Goatdog makes me wanna shoot myself in the eye with a nail gun and all, but truth be told, I actually kinda love the big, furry bastard.  Yes, he pisses me off … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

** My body didn’t get the memo that I don’t do sick. ** I am not bringing sexy back. ** I’ve done so much blowing (of my nose) that I have a whole new appreciation for vacuum cleaners & hookers. … Continue reading

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Sick Days, My Ass

Sick days? Yeah, unfortunately, those don’t really exist in my line of work. So, when I go down for the count like I have the past couple of days, it’s just not pretty. Not pretty at all. Nope, I still … Continue reading

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Trust Your Gut

           Most people don’t have a very good relationship with their gut.  In fact, they often spend hours upon hours trying to get rid of it altogether.  They sign it up for early morning boot camp, they … Continue reading

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Things I've Learned This Week

      I’ve decided that every Friday I’m gonna try something new here on my blog — it’s gonna be called “Things I’ve Learned This Week” and will allow me to reflect on all the shit that’s been thrown … Continue reading

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The Puke Invasion

    My house was invaded this weekend by an unexpected visitor.  Yes, the puke bug decided to spew its ugliness all over my poor son’s little body and literally knock him right off his feet.  And as a parent, one … Continue reading

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Spit & Spin

           As if we didn’t already have enough going on around here lately, my son came down with strep throat over the weekend, which meant that he had to go on an antibiotic and can’t return to … Continue reading

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