Tag Archives: shopping

Premature Pushing of the Panic Button

Don’t ya just hate it when you go through an entire day thinking it’s a day later than it actually is?  This is exactly what happened to me on Tuesday of this week.  I could’ve sworn it was the last … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** My ass is sure not a fan of sitting for six or more hours at a time. ** Grocery shopping on the eve of any given holiday is for masochists and crazy people. ** A giant cardboard box is … Continue reading

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Things That Are Bullshit

If you’ve been riding my crazy train for any length of time, you know by now that I’m a big fan of making lists.  I don’t know why, but I feel like I’m accomplishing something just by creating them.  So, … Continue reading

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Shoppin’ with the Shorties

Any time I have to drag my kids to the grocery store with me, I know it ain’t gonna be pretty and that I’m gonna need a stiff drink afterwards.  It takes fifty times longer than it should, somebody’s either … Continue reading

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Things I’ve Learned This Week

** Every day should smell like Thanksgiving. ** Sweatpants should be the required attire for disgustingly large meals. ** I don’t care what they’re sellin’ — there’s no toy worth getting up at 4 a.m. to buy. ** My son’s hand … Continue reading

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Shopping With Family

So if you’ve been following me on Twitter, you know that I’ve been on a mad hunt for a dress to wear to my 20 year high school reunion that’s coming up in August.  And let me just tell you … Continue reading

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The Furniture Salesman

Have u met my family room sofa?  You know, that one whose piping is poking out the edges, whose cushions are covered with water stains and whose edges are all frayed along the skirt?  Yes, I’m talking about the one … Continue reading

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The Padded Bikini Top

What is it with kids’ clothing designers trying to make our little girls look like they should be turning tricks down on the corner?  The booty shorts, the microscopic skirts, the cut-down-to-there halter tops — they all scream “MINI HOOCHIE … Continue reading

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Big Dick's

    This weekend we had to take the kids on the dreaded mission of buying new soccer and baseball cleats.  Past experience has proven to us that the best and most economical place around us to purchase said footwear is … Continue reading

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Whatever Gets You Through Aisle 9

I am amazed at how organized some people seem to be at the grocery store.  This woman in front of me today had her entire basket neatly categorized by food type.  How on earth does she do that?!  I’m usually … Continue reading

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